Humorous Wedding Speech to a Groom with Long Hair :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech to a Groom with Long HairGood evening Ladies and Gentlemen.I must admit, I am more nervous about being best man than I was at my own wedding. Maybe its because I have been marry a year and I know what Jonathans letting himself in for And on that happy occasion, as some of you know, Jonathan was my best man and he did a wonderful job. However Jonathan, there are many reasons why you should get married and Im not sure if revenge is one of them. But, it is a great thrill and an honor, and Jonathans already agreed that I can do it again next time First of all, Pamela, you look radiant short stunning in that dress. Jonathan, you need a haircut As I was walking behind him leaving the church this morning a funny thought occurred to me. From the back, it is in truth difficult to tell if Jonathan is a man who needs a haircut or a woman who just had one. When Jonathan was best man at my wedding he made a great deal of me having a mullet. Jonathan, I dont think I have to say anything more about your wassail hairstyle other than at least mine had a name. But he hasnt always looked this way as youre about to find out. When I first met him, at the age of fifteen, he was in the process of developing a Human League style flick, which his sister Sally enhanced with a little coloring. The wrangling Babe Magnet do spring to mind but not on this occasion. We soon became close and it was great to have someone to hang out with because being a teenager is never easy. Rejection is the worst thing. I know all about the humiliation of being turned away from football teams for not being nigh(a) enough, from pubs for not looking old enough and from women for not looking male enough. Yep, Ive seen Jonathan do all those things, and he carried himself with dignity throughout. After leaving indoctrinate and between getting a job, Jonathan smartened himself up. But he suffered terribly from headaches during this period, he was going for the wet hair look and the toilet seat kept locomote down. However, this new image seemed to completely contradict his emerging obsession with the electric guitar that was to keep him banging away in his bedroom until the small hours or at least thats what he told his mum.